ShitListPublic edited on 2011/12/13 at 5:46:59 am
...SimplestThingPossible edited on 2012/01/09 at 4:56:12 pm
...Answer Angel answers your questions about flashing legs at work, wedding woes, NBA acne solutions and more.Dear Answer Angel: Is it OK to wear shorts to work? Not short shorts, obviously — but the Bermuda length ones I've seen that often come with a matching tailored jacket, so it looks like a suit? And then what kind of shoes do you wear? Can you wear heels with shorts?
...What makes up the makeup guru's look? Bold glasses, Vince jeans and Uniqlo blazers with a surprise sewn inAfter her breakthrough as a makeup artist — doing the face of soon-to-be-super model Naomi Campbell for the cover of Vogue — Bobbi Brown found the world was her palette. And yet the world was not enough. However applied, most products appeared too fake for her tastes.
...Bravo series stylist Brad Goreski's top picks for spring"It's a Brad, Brad World" out there, ladies, and you too can be groovin' with the energetic star of Bravo's newest fashion reality show. Here are the spring-summer must-haves from Brad Goreski, who is also the author, with Mickey Rapkin, of the upcoming book, "Born to Be Brad: My Life and Style, So Far" (It Books, $24.99).
...The fashion icon on his look, rules to break and his essential accessoryText is relatively rare on Nick Wooster's eponymous Web site; just shot after intriguing shot of clothing, people, attitude, culture. And that's as it should be.
...A crash involving a Henrico school bus and a pickup and a head-on collision between a Cheterfield school bus and an ice cream truck occurred about 90 minutes apart this afternoon....
...A crash involving a Henrico school bus and a pickup and a head-on collision between a Cheterfield school bus and an ice cream truck occurred about 90 minutes apart this afternoon....
...A crash involving a Henrico school bus and a pickup and a head-on collision between a Chesterfield school bus and an ice cream truck occurred about 90 minutes apart this afternoon....
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